ץ The BBC Poll that Shooting Burglars Won; Stephen Pound, M.P. The notoriously leftwing BBC 4 invited listeners to submit proposals for bills, and Stephen Pound, a Labor M.P., said he would actually introduce whichever one won the most votes. What won, to his outspoken dismay, was a bill that would allow homeowners to shoot burglars. Here's the story from BBC Radio 4:

We had a total of 26,007 votes.
There were 17,829 telephone votes, 8160 secure email votes and the rest were other emails and faxes.

* 1st place:
Law 5: The proposal to authorise homeowners to use any means to defend their home from intruders:
37% of the vote.

* 2nd place:
Law 3: A Bill to allow the use of all organs for transplant after death unless the individual has "opted out" and recorded that opt out on an organ transplant register :
30% of the vote.

* 3rd place:
Law 1: A Bill to ban smoking in all workplaces, to include bars and restaurants:
20% of the vote.

4th place:
Law 2: Double-headed Bill which would have limited the number of terms a Prime Minister can serve to two and would have made voting in General Elections compulsory for all of voting age, subject to the provision of a "No Vote" box on the ballot paper:
9% of the vote.

5th place:
Law 4: Ban all Christmas advertising and the erection of municipal street decorations before 1st December :
5% of the vote.

OVERALL BREAKDOWN:


TELEPHONE VOTES
LAW 1: 18%
LAW 2: 8%
LAW 3: 28%
LAW 4: 4%
LAW 5: 42%

SECURE EMAIL VOTES
LAW 1: 25%
LAW 2: 10%
LAW 3: 35%
LAW 4: 5%
LAW 5: 25%

History of the Vote

Stephen Pound MP agreed to put forward whichever idea eventually won the final vote.

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On Christmas Eve a panel chose a shortlist of five ideas. Their decision was based largely on popularity but they also threw out ideas which were patently unreasonable - the beheading of people caught towing caravans during daylight hours, for example.

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What the Papers Said

The Times, Simon Jenkins;
"Mr Pound was clearly embarrassed by having undertaken to act as the corporation's stooge. He might have hoped to become a hero of the airwaves by championing a bill to save rhinos or uphold motherhood. Instead he must now sponsor legislation for what he predicts would be the mass slaughter of 16-year-olds with pump-action shotguns. That is what happens, Mr Pound, when you sell your soul to the media"

Before showing his support for the programme...
"The show reminds me of the old Daily Mirror at its best. By that I mean unmissable..." He added: "There is a virtue in the listeners' law after all . I am sure that the B.B.C would declare this as no more than their original intention. A listeners' law is better than no law at all. Where indeed would we be without the B.B.C?"

The Independent, Vincent Graff;
Mr Pound told the Independent "we are going to have to re-evaluate the listenership of Radio 4. I would have expected this result if there had been a poll in the Sun."

The BBC says of Mr Pound,

A self-mocking bruiser who takes pride in being rough around the edges, he caused a stir in the 2001 campaign when in a case of mistaken identity he accused a voter of being a "middle-class whinger".

His serious concerns include homelessness, a subject on which he worked before his election, and Europe, for which he is an enthusiast.

Mark Steyn has great fun with this story in The Telegraph.

So, reasonably enough, Today listeners voted for the only proposal they knew for certain the governing elite will never go for. Why, the People's Champion himself, Stephen Pound, dismissed it as a "ludicrous, brutal, unworkable blood-stained piece of legislation. I can't remember who it was who said, `The people have spoken, the bastards'."

That would be Dick Tuck, a long-ago California state senate candidate, in an unusually pithy concession speech. It's an amusing remark as applied to the electorate's rejection of oneself. It's not quite so funny when applied, by Mr Pound, to people impertinent enough to bring up a topic that you and the rest of the governing class have decided is beyond debate. As used by Mr Tuck, it reflects a rough'n'tumble vernacular politics; as used by Mr Pound, it comes out closer to "Let 'em eat cake".

So we see that even self-consciously rough-edged British M.P.'s are snobs who look down on constituents who read The Sun or who worry more about burglars than about homeless people. An American politician, even Howard Dean, wouldn't call 37%+ of the voters "bastards", not to mention calling them brutal and ludicrous. What is wrong with the British system of government?

Well, perhaps I spoke too soon. Al Sharpton just might talk like that, or any Congressman with a very safe seat. I can't recall any instances just now, but perhaps I will later.

The story inspired me to take a look at The Sun, which is wonderfully written. Read Richard Littlejohn on the police:

TRY this simple test. Get yourself a piece of paper and write down what�s wrong with the police.

Not enough bobbies on the beat; too few police stations; a complete indifference to protecting private property; an obsession with bullying motorists; a tendency to put the rights of criminals before victims.

Only yesterday we learned of a chemist saying he was threatened with prosecution under the Data Protection Act for having the audacity to invite the Old Bill to nick a thug who beat him up in his shop.

That�s another one for the list.

By now you�ve probably filled one side of your sheet of paper without blinking.

How many of you have written down "Not Enough Homosexuals"?

I thought not.

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In this bold spirit, every single police officer in Britain is to be required to declare his or her sexual orientation.

The aim is to ensure that at least one in ten recruits is gay, lesbian or bisexual.

Why?

What can possibly justify this gross intrusion into privacy?

And why should it only apply to gays, lesbians and bisexuals?

What about foot fetishists, golden shower merchants, rubber enthusiasts, gerbil fanciers and French tickler fanatics?

Don�t they get a look in?

Imagine the interview at Hendon. Name? Age? Sexual preference?

Just a little light spanking, Sergeant.

And why exactly do you want to join the police service?

The handcuffs, Sarge. Oh, and the truncheon.

How will they know whether or not you�re telling the truth?

Are we to see people pretending to be gay as a ruse to get on the fast track to Special Branch?

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Commander Brian Paddick, the man who turned Brixton into an open-air drugs den, has milked his homosexuality for all it�s worth in his relentless assault on the greasy pole.

Inspector Brian Cahill, 32-year-old chairman of the Gay Police Association, has been awarded the MBE.

Good luck to him, but what marks him out from hundreds of other inspectors other than his predilection for same-sex sex?

Jack Regan never got a gong for knocking off the barmaid in The Feathers.

Put your trousers on, you�re due at the Palace.

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And what if it turns out that a third, or even half, of police officers already ride in the other patrol car?

Will some of them be forced to resign because they are over-represented?

I�ve always assumed all policewomen are lesbians anyway, unless provided with incontrovertible proof to the contrary.

Now I know where Derbyshire and Steyn get their style! And I wonder--- is the conventional snobbery that papers like The Sun are less accurate and worse written than papers like The New York Times just a fraud perpetuated by the New York Times and others in its market niche? In the Clinton years we saw the newspapers of the lower classes breaking important stories, and The New York Times itself is notoriously inaccurate. It is a special case, of course, but is Newsday any less high quality a paper than, say, The Washington Post?

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