Jokes from Phyllis Diller
Here are some good jokes from “Phyllis Diller: Live and at Home” Joanne Kaufman. Wall Street Journal. Apr 5, 2005. pg. D.10. At age 87, the woman who for almost five decades kept them laughing — “You know you’re getting old when your blood type’s been discontinued” — has earned the right to keep them waiting. “Oh, that man is so stupid,” went one early bit. “He was stranded for six hours on an escalator when the power failed.” “I do dinner in three phases. Serve the food, clear the table, bury the dead” Wagnerian mothers-in-law. “We had a civil ceremony — his mother didn’t come.”