Immortality: Mark Twain, Bible Verses

[Here's a repeat of a 2003 post.] Someone asked me to post on the afterlife, writing,

In relation to your post on Assurance of Salvation, perhaps you can set out on your website a justification for believing in an afterlife at all. Like you, I, too, am a Christian, but when I consider such facts as the Earth is one little planet in a universe of hundreds of billions of planets, and the fact that apes share 99% of their DNA with us, etc., I can’t help but wonder sometimes if there is an afterlife at all. So, unfortunately, I’m a bit of a doubting Thomas and need additional assurances there is an afterlife. I look forward to any comments you may post.

The “billions of planets” problem is easily resolved. Mark Twain puts it well in his story, Captain Stormfield’s Visit to Heaven. Captain Stormfield died and has been shooting through space for a long time, but he finally arrives.

I lit. I drifted up to a gate with a swarm of people, and when it was my turn the head clerk says, in a business-like way–

“Well, quick! Where are you from?”

“San Francisco,” says I.

“San Fran–WHAT?” says he.

“San Francisco.”

He scratched his head and looked puzzled, then he says–

“Is it a planet?”

By George, Peters, think of it! “PLANET?” says I; “it’s a city. And moreover, it’s one of the biggest and finest and–”

“There, there!” says he, “no time here for conversation. We don’t deal in cities here. Where are you from in a GENERAL way?”

“Oh,” I says, “I beg your pardon. Put me down for California.”

I had him AGAIN, Peters! He puzzled a second, then he says, sharp and irritable–

“I don’t know any such planet–is it a constellation?”

“Oh, my goodness!” says I. “Constellation, says you? No–it’s a State.”

“Man, we don’t deal in States here. WILL you tell me where you are from IN GENERAL–AT LARGE, don’t you understand?”

“Oh, now I get your idea,” I says. “I’m from America,–the United States of America.”

Peters, do you know I had him AGAIN? If I hadn’t I’m a clam! His face was as blank as a target after a militia shooting-match. He turned to an under clerk and says–

“Where is America? WHAT is America?”

The under clerk answered up prompt and says–

“There ain’t any such orb.”

“ORB?” says I. “Why, what are you talking about, young man? It ain’t an orb; it’s a country; it’s a continent. Columbus discovered it; I reckon likely you’ve heard of HIM, anyway. America–why, sir, America–”

“Silence!” says the head clerk. “Once for all, where–are–you– FROM?”

“Well,” says I, “I don’t know anything more to say–unless I lump things, and just say I’m from the world.”

“Ah,” says he, brightening up, “now that’s something like! WHAT world?”

Peters, he had ME, that time. I looked at him, puzzled, he looked at me, worried. Then he burst out–

“Come, come, what world?”

Says I, “Why, THE world, of course.”

“THE world!” he says. “H’m! there’s billions of them! . . . Next!”

That meant for me to stand aside. I done so, and a sky-blue man with seven heads and only one leg hopped into my place. I took a walk. It just occurred to me, then, that all the myriads I had seen swarming to that gate, up to this time, were just like that creature. I tried to run across somebody I was acquainted with, but they were out of acquaintances of mine just then. So I thought the thing all over and finally sidled back there pretty meek and feeling rather stumped, as you may say.

“Well?” said the head clerk.

“Well, sir,” I says, pretty humble, “I don’t seem to make out which world it is I’m from. But you may know it from this–it’s the one the Saviour saved.”

He bent his head at the Name. Then he says, gently–

“The worlds He has saved are like to the gates of heaven in number- -none can count them. What astronomical system is your world in?– perhaps that may assist.”

After Captain Stormfield mentions Jupiter, the clerk gets an idea of where to search:

He got a balloon and sailed up and up and up, in front of a map that was as big as Rhode Island. He went on up till he was out of sight, and by and by he came down and got something to eat and went up again. To cut a long story short, he kept on doing this for a day or two, and finally he came down and said he thought he had found that solar system, but it might be fly-specks. So he got a microscope and went back. It turned out better than he feared. He had rousted out our system, sure enough. He got me to describe our planet and its distance from the sun, and then he says to his chief–

“Oh, I know the one he means, now, sir. It is on the map. It is called the Wart.”

Says I to myself, “Young man, it wouldn’t be wholesome for you to go down THERE and call it the Wart.”

Well, they let me in, then, and told me I was safe forever and wouldn’t have any more trouble.

Any but the most egoistic philosophy must grant that an individual person is trivial compared with the entire world, even without going to the rest of the Universe. This is as true for the atheist and the Hindu as for the Christian. One escape is what one might call the Nietzschean, to say, “Well, I think I’m the most important thing in the Universe, and who cares what anybody else thinks!” This is also a completely natural response; the typical person really does believe he is the most important being in the Universe and deserves special treatment from God, Man, and Nature alike. The difficulty is that this is not a rational response. Not everybody can be the most important, and it is implausible in the first place that a person is important compared to, say, a mountain. So I wouldn’t call this response so much a philosophy as an assertion. (A philosophy could be constructed to support living by such assertions, but it would have to be something along the lines of “Well, I’m not really important, but I’ll feel better if I persuade myself that I am, so I should try to fool myself.”)

The Christian response is Captain Stormfield’s meek response, which says, in effect, “I’m of no intrinsic importance, nor is the Earth, but God has for some reason of his own selected me. So now I’m very important.” Thus, a person has importance only because of the power of God. The very fact that God is so great is why a person can be non-trivial. Thus, any theology which tries to increase the importance of Man by diminishing God is doomed to failure; it is like trying to make a light bulb more important by dismantling the power plant that feeds it.

All this, however, serves only the point that Man is small compared to the Universe. Immortality and the Afterlife is a separate point. On this, however, the Bible is clear, at least in the New Testament. There was some controversy about immortality at the time of Jesus, so he addressed this directly in Luke 20 [+/-]Open Link in New Window:

27 Then came to him certain of the Sadducees, which deny that there is any resurrection; and they asked him,
28 Saying, Master, Moses wrote unto us, If any man’s brother die, having a wife, and he die without children, that his brother should take his wife, and raise up seed unto his brother.
29 There were therefore seven brethren: and the first took a wife, and died without children.
30 And the second took her to wife, and he died childless.
31 And the third took her; and in like manner the seven also: and they left no children, and died.

32 Last of all the woman died also.
33 Therefore in the resurrection whose wife of them is she? for seven had her to wife.
34 And Jesus answering said unto them, The children of this world marry, and are given in marriage:
35 But they which shall be accounted worthy to obtain that world, and the resurrection from the dead, neither marry, nor are given in marriage:
36 Neither can they die any more: for they are equal unto the angels; and are the children of God, being the children of the resurrection.
37 Now that the dead are raised, even Moses shewed at the bush, when he calleth the Lord the God of Abraham, and the God of Isaac, and the God of Jacob.

38 For he is not a God of the dead, but of the living: for all live unto him.
39 Then certain of the scribes answering said, Master, thou hast well said.
40 And after that they durst not ask him any question at all.

There are plenty of references to the afterlife scattered through the Gospels. Here are some of them:

But lay up for yourselves treasures in heaven, where neither moth nor rust doth corrupt, and where thieves do not break through nor steal:
(Matthew 6:20 [+/-]Open Link in New Window)

And fear not them which kill the body, but are not able to kill the soul: but rather fear him which is able to destroy both soul and body in hell.
(Matthew 10:28 [+/-]Open Link in New Window)

Notwithstanding in this rejoice not, that the spirits are subject unto you; but rather rejoice, because your names are written in heaven.
(Luke 10:20 [+/-]Open Link in New Window)

24 Verily, verily, I say unto you, He that heareth my word, and believeth on him that sent me, hath everlasting life, and shall not come into condemnation; but is passed from death unto life.
25 Verily, verily, I say unto you, The hour is coming, and now is, when the dead shall hear the voice of the Son of God: and they that hear shall live.

26 For as the Father hath life in himself; so hath he given to the Son to have life in himself;
27 And hath given him authority to execute judgment also, because he is the Son of man.
28 Marvel not at this: for the hour is coming, in the which all that are in the graves shall hear his voice,
29 And shall come forth; they that have done good, unto the resurrection of life; and they that have done evil, unto the resurrection of damnation.
(John 5 [+/-]Open Link in New Window: 24-29)

2 In my Father’s house are many mansions: if it were not so, I would have told you. I go to prepare a place for you.

3 And if I go and prepare a place for you, I will come again, and receive you unto myself; that where I am, there ye may be also.
4 And whither I go ye know, and the way ye know.
5 Thomas saith unto him, Lord, we know not whither thou goest; and how can we know the way?
(John 14:2-5 [+/-]Open Link in New Window)

And of course the Book of Revelation has lots about immortality, including:

4 And I saw thrones, and they sat upon them, and judgment was given unto them: and I saw the souls of them that were beheaded for the witness of Jesus, and for the word of God, and which had not worshipped the beast, neither his image, neither had received his mark upon their foreheads, or in their hands; and they lived and reigned with Christ a thousand years.
5 But the rest of the dead lived not again until the thousand years were finished. This is the first resurrection.
(Revelation 20 [+/-]Open Link in New Window: 4-5)

Thus, if you accept the general accuracy of the New Testament, there is little doubt that death does not end a person’s existence. You do not have to believe in inerrancy to come to this conclusion; the passages are numerous enough, in enough books, and in such complete logical accord with the rest of the New Testament that you must believe the New Testament is thoroughly wrong if you are to disbelieve in an afterlife. You can’t just believe that a few of its books are forgeries or that some passages are later insertions; you have to throw out pretty much the whole thing as a source for theology. You can do that, of course, but then it becomes much harder to know much about theological questions and you should not be surprised if you are left with little confidence about what God is like, what Man’s future is, or any other question that is hard to answer conclusively from non-Biblical historical and scientific evidence.

It is, of course, common, perhaps even normal, for non-Christians to believe in the immortality of the soul, even without Biblical evidence.

One Response to “Immortality: Mark Twain, Bible Verses”

  1. Bible Online Says:

    Neat post. I really like Mark Twain. Your blog is great btw!


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