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*[https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-all-female-communications-team-wont-tell-nation-whats-wrong-nation-should-already-know "biden-all-female-communications-team-wont-tell-nation-whats-wrong-nation-should-already-know,"]:
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Biden's transition team has announced they will be appointing an all-female communications team. According to sources, the team will not tell the nation what's wrong, since the nation should already know.
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"It's fine. Everything's fine. Nothing's wrong, OK!?" said Jen Psaki in her first press conference as a part of Biden's team. "Why would you think I'm not fine? Ugh... if you have to ask, I'm not going to tell you."
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Insiders close to Biden say the communications team will hold periodic press conferences where they will just glare at reporters with an icy look and make them try to guess what's wrong. If the reporters fail to understand their highly advanced non-verbal communication, they will smile sweetly and walk out of the room before slamming the door as hard as they can.
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*[https://babylonbee.com/news/communist-rioters-scream-and-run-away-in-terror-as-rittenhouse-emerges-from-courthouse "communist-rioters-scream-and-run-away-in-terror-as-rittenhouse-emerges-from-courthouse:"]
 
*[https://babylonbee.com/news/communist-rioters-scream-and-run-away-in-terror-as-rittenhouse-emerges-from-courthouse "communist-rioters-scream-and-run-away-in-terror-as-rittenhouse-emerges-from-courthouse:"]
 
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Revision as of 10:43, 24 November 2021

Babylon Bee

Biden's transition team has announced they will be appointing an all-female communications team. According to sources, the team will not tell the nation what's wrong, since the nation should already know.

"It's fine. Everything's fine. Nothing's wrong, OK!?" said Jen Psaki in her first press conference as a part of Biden's team. "Why would you think I'm not fine? Ugh... if you have to ask, I'm not going to tell you."

Insiders close to Biden say the communications team will hold periodic press conferences where they will just glare at reporters with an icy look and make them try to guess what's wrong. If the reporters fail to understand their highly advanced non-verbal communication, they will smile sweetly and walk out of the room before slamming the door as hard as they can.


"The jig is up! Scatter!" cried the terrified commie waifs as they skittered toward shadowy alleyways like cockroaches. "The Rittenhouse has returned! Judgment is upon us! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!"

Rittenhouse then appeared to descend the courthouse steps in slow motion, surrounded by a flock of doves and a heavenly golden light. At the terrifying sight, hundreds of Antifa fairies and murderous pedophiles shrieked in terror like a den of goblins, crawling into various holes and cracks in the earth.



Math Humor


Miscellaneous

  • Can someone summarize Kolev and his saga?

Economist b447

  

First he live Bulgaria and family crush by cart.
Then he take wife, and she eat by wolf.
Life hard in Bulgaria after fall, not much potato and Great Bulgarian Yogur.
Kolev decide, enough is enough, and must be stronk and smart.
Will move to Great United Kingdom, and make name for self.
Island of UK not same as Bulgaria.
Can not take second wife by force like in great homeland.
Kolev sad.
Kolev become angry.