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  This page should eventually be split into: [[Jokes to convey ideas]], [[Humor]],  [[Satire]].  
 
  This page should eventually be split into: [[Jokes to convey ideas]], [[Humor]],  [[Satire]].  
  
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https://quillette.com/2021/01/07/the-death-of-political-cartooning-and-why-it-matters/
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Why  should you eat eggs benedict on a hubcap for Christmas dinner? <br>
 
Why  should you eat eggs benedict on a hubcap for Christmas dinner? <br>
 
--because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.
 
--because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.
 
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I should add the Joke Convention "356" joke.
 
I should add the Joke Convention "356" joke.
 
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https://statmodeling.stat.columbia.edu/2021/01/07/xkcd-curve-fitting-methods-and-the-messages-they-send/
 
https://statmodeling.stat.columbia.edu/2021/01/07/xkcd-curve-fitting-methods-and-the-messages-they-send/
 
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[[Babylon Bee reports]]:
 
[[Babylon Bee reports]]:
 
https://babylonbee.com/news/ignorant-republicans-riot-and-dont-even-get-a-free-big-screen-tv-out-of-it/?utm_content=buffer8acdc&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter.com&utm_campaign=buffer<br>
 
https://babylonbee.com/news/ignorant-republicans-riot-and-dont-even-get-a-free-big-screen-tv-out-of-it/?utm_content=buffer8acdc&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter.com&utm_campaign=buffer<br>
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https://babylonbee.com/news/lets-all-remain-peaceful-says-trump-in-clear-incitement-to-violence/?utm_content=bufferbf3b6&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter.com&utm_campaign=buffer<br>
 
https://babylonbee.com/news/lets-all-remain-peaceful-says-trump-in-clear-incitement-to-violence/?utm_content=bufferbf3b6&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter.com&utm_campaign=buffer<br>
 
https://babylonbee.com/news/amazoncom-thrown-off-aws-for-selling-trumps-art-of-the-deal/?utm_content=buffer70d84&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter.com&utm_campaign=buffer
 
https://babylonbee.com/news/amazoncom-thrown-off-aws-for-selling-trumps-art-of-the-deal/?utm_content=buffer70d84&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter.com&utm_campaign=buffer
 
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Patient: Doctor, what should I do to get over my cold? <br>
 
Patient: Doctor, what should I do to get over my cold? <br>
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Patient: But then I'll get pneumonia!<br>
 
Patient: But then I'll get pneumonia!<br>
 
Doctor: Right. And *that*, we can cure.
 
Doctor: Right. And *that*, we can cure.
 
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Claim: 10+10 = 11+11
 
Claim: 10+10 = 11+11
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11+11 = twenty too
 
11+11 = twenty too
 
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Revision as of 18:22, 12 January 2021

This page should eventually be split into: Jokes to convey ideas, Humor,  Satire. 

https://quillette.com/2021/01/07/the-death-of-political-cartooning-and-why-it-matters/


Why should you eat eggs benedict on a hubcap for Christmas dinner?
--because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.


I should add the Joke Convention "356" joke.


https://statmodeling.stat.columbia.edu/2021/01/07/xkcd-curve-fitting-methods-and-the-messages-they-send/


Babylon Bee reports: https://babylonbee.com/news/ignorant-republicans-riot-and-dont-even-get-a-free-big-screen-tv-out-of-it/?utm_content=buffer8acdc&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter.com&utm_campaign=buffer
https://babylonbee.com/news/after-being-kicked-off-social-media-trump-forced-to-go-door-to-door-and-shout-rigged-election?utm_content=buffer59fcc&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter.com&utm_campaign=buffer
https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-sneaks-back-on-twitter-by-disguising-self-as-pr-rep-for-chinese-communist-party
https://babylonbee.com/news/lets-all-remain-peaceful-says-trump-in-clear-incitement-to-violence/?utm_content=bufferbf3b6&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter.com&utm_campaign=buffer
https://babylonbee.com/news/amazoncom-thrown-off-aws-for-selling-trumps-art-of-the-deal/?utm_content=buffer70d84&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter.com&utm_campaign=buffer



Patient: Doctor, what should I do to get over my cold?
Doctor: I'm afraid we have no cure for the common cold.
Patient: Surely you can think of something!
Doctor: Well, yes: take a shower and then go naked into your yard in the 20-degree weather for half an hour.
Patient: But then I'll get pneumonia!
Doctor: Right. And *that*, we can cure.


Alex [email protected]

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