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A Russian meets up with an American.
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"We have freedom of speech," the Russian says. "I can post that Russian elections are falsified on social media."
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"What's the big deal?" asks the American. "I too can write that Russian elections are falsified on social media."
 
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Did you hear about the explosion in the cheese factory? There was nothing left but debris.
 
Did you hear about the explosion in the cheese factory? There was nothing left but debris.

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This page should eventually be split into: Jokes to convey ideas, Humor,  Satire. 


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A Russian meets up with an American.

"We have freedom of speech," the Russian says. "I can post that Russian elections are falsified on social media."

"What's the big deal?" asks the American. "I too can write that Russian elections are falsified on social media."


Did you hear about the explosion in the cheese factory? There was nothing left but debris.


I haven't laughed so hard since the suggestion that Joe and Kamala run off to Las Vegas and get inaugurated without telling anybody.


https://quillette.com/2021/01/07/the-death-of-political-cartooning-and-why-it-matters/


Why should you eat eggs benedict on a hubcap for Christmas dinner?
--because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.


I should add the Joke Convention "356" joke. And the Economics seminar comments version of it.


https://statmodeling.stat.columbia.edu/2021/01/07/xkcd-curve-fitting-methods-and-the-messages-they-send/


Babylon Bee reports: https://babylonbee.com/news/ignorant-republicans-riot-and-dont-even-get-a-free-big-screen-tv-out-of-it/?utm_content=buffer8acdc&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter.com&utm_campaign=buffer
https://babylonbee.com/news/after-being-kicked-off-social-media-trump-forced-to-go-door-to-door-and-shout-rigged-election?utm_content=buffer59fcc&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter.com&utm_campaign=buffer
https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-sneaks-back-on-twitter-by-disguising-self-as-pr-rep-for-chinese-communist-party
https://babylonbee.com/news/lets-all-remain-peaceful-says-trump-in-clear-incitement-to-violence/?utm_content=bufferbf3b6&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter.com&utm_campaign=buffer
https://babylonbee.com/news/amazoncom-thrown-off-aws-for-selling-trumps-art-of-the-deal/?utm_content=buffer70d84&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter.com&utm_campaign=buffer



Patient: Doctor, what should I do to get over my cold?
Doctor: I'm afraid we have no cure for the common cold.
Patient: Surely you can think of something!
Doctor: Well, yes: take a shower and then go naked into your yard in the 20-degree weather for half an hour.
Patient: But then I'll get pneumonia!
Doctor: Right. And *that*, we can cure.


Alex [email protected]

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