Difference between revisions of "Limericks"
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You've ruined the Tory machine.<br> | You've ruined the Tory machine.<br> | ||
To lie in the nude<br> | To lie in the nude<br> | ||
| − | Is | + | Is just a bit crude<br> |
But to lie in the House is obscene.<br> | But to lie in the House is obscene.<br> | ||
Latest revision as of 12:18, 5 September 2026
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There was a great Bolshie named Lenin
Who did 2 or 3 million men in.
That’s a lot to have done in.
But where he did 1 in
That grand Bolshie Stalin did 10 in.
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Oh no, you naughty Christine!
You've ruined the Tory machine.
To lie in the nude
Is just a bit crude
But to lie in the House is obscene.
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One fine summer day in the city,
A Classmate named Chris Hurt (not Kitty)
Discovered and found
That he savored the sound
Of birthday wishes so witty.
